Get Motson off TV now!!

Oh for God's sake, it's enough to put you off football for life. What a whinging, snivelling, curmudgeonly old grandmother of a broadcaster. Wait a minute, that's an insult to all the kindly old grandmas out there. With the FA Cup final I lasted 10 minutes before his snide negativity and pathetic stats (yes Motson we know they're on a piece of paper in front of you) drove me over to Sky and Andy Gray. But in last night's England-Brazil match he and Lawrenson were infuriating and quite ruined it for me. I had to go out in the second half and turned on Five Live. YAAAARRRGGGHHH. Alan Green was on and taking the art of sarcasm to new depths, berating people for being late back to their seats, early to leave, the players for lack of technique, Beckham for playing well. Greenie. Give it up!! It's obvious you hate football. Go back to the rowing you do rather well. England played well. Give them a break.
P.S. Oh yes and Mottie you look like a cyberman with those cans on